Born in the Black Country, raised in Bucks, educated in Sheffield, grew old in Lincs, retired to Portugal…

Like looking at bikes, especially like hearing bikes, absolutely crap at riding bikes…

Preferred mode of transport: something with four wheels and a roof…

Reason for being here: helping a mate of 20 years set up a website…

Loves: metal, motors, mead

Hates: other people, rain

 

The two loves of my life: